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omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

{April 18 2014}

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leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

{April 18 2014}

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lunaticjin:

Humanstuck doodle

gamzee & caliope & caliborn

'My bAbIeS :0)' (??)

{April 18 2014}

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

{April 18 2014}

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scripturespice:

martinfreeman:

"why would you make it gay for no reason?"

why am i gay for no reason? what reason do i need to be gay

{April 18 2014}

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jeou:

THE MOTTO

(Source: badgirlsclubgifs)

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idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

{April 18 2014}

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svvords:

*white girl voice* sorry not sorry

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frenchfriedbagels:

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

Just asked this in my Philosophy class… my Prof. had to sit down.

{April 18 2014}

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Regina getting shit done.

(Source: bellefrenches)

{April 18 2014}

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